Joke thread

[Tuearts right boot]

I got a nine. I watched Rachel put the letters up and got tumescent

Turgid is better and rolls off the tongue but doesn't get you much on a Scrabble board

 

[lefty goldblatt]

I watched Countdown yesterday with Rachel Riley and I got aroused.

Not bad for me that seven letters.

Peter Allis told it better, about Carol Vorderman ;-)

 

[Dicko69]

 

[Dicko69]

 

[bluemoon32]

 

[sir baconface]

 

[Big Swifty]

ha ha, I had to look that word up - brilliant

Thank you. At least you took the trouble to understand my joke.

 

[hammocity]

Mrs H bought me some new aftershave, Breadcrumbs, new brand. I don’t really like it but the birds love it.

My 4 year old Nephew has been learning Spanish for a few months now and can only remember one phrase after all that tuition, that’s Por Forfo.

 

[Bill Walker]

 

[mrcunny]

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ffs thats wrong on so many levels...

 

[mrcunny]

Well this is a vote swayer for the Tory party....

 

[mrcunny]

 

[lefty goldblatt]

 

[Bill Walker]

 

[blue44]

 

[blue44]

 

[ChicagoBlue]

 

[dobingsdobber]

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Didn't he used to be in Herman's Hermits?

 

[dronefromsector7G]

My girlfriend is the double of Kylie Minogue…Kylie is 8 stone my girlfriend is 16 stone!

 

[blue44]