Joke thread

Protein Junkie said:
True Story.
On a train with Mrs PJ last night and the tannoy system said “ if you see something that’s looks not right please show it to the Guard”
So I showed him my wife.
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Years ago when I was engaged to Mrs DD, we were in a Vicki wines where I procured some alcoholic beverages
The lad who served me smiled and asked "would you like a bag?"
I looked at him knowingly, smiled back and said "no thank you"
We left the shop and I was immediately clipped around the ear
 
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