Joke thread

[mancity2012_eamo]

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It’s the honey monster.

 

[mancity2012_eamo]

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They’re not my friends. No I don’t remember.

 

[kun]

I've read this a few times and I'm still scratching my head. You're gonna have to explain it mate.

It's an old Rodney Dangerfield gag.

She says come over "there's no one home"
When I get there no one is home, not even her.

It doesn't come across as well written down.

 

[BlueMoonAcrossThePond]

 

[Stuuuuuu]

It's an old Rodney Dangerfield gag.

She says come over "there's no one home"
When I get there no one is home, not even her.

It doesn't come across as well written down.

So why did she tell the guy to come over if she wasn't there?

 

[dronefromsector7G]

So why did she tell the guy to come over if she wasn't there?

Fuck off

 

[idahoblues]

Fuck off

Well said

 

[Stuuuuuu]

Crikey, did someone get up on the wrong side of bed this morning?

 

[City Hobgoblin]

Business teacher : What is a stakeholder?

Student : A vampire hunter’s assistant ?

 

[snorky]

Fuck off

Yes, but where did she fuck off too?
I don't get it.