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[dickie davies]

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I haven't laughed at anything posted in this thread as much as this

 

[hammocity]

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Stevie Nicks of Fleetwood Mac is getting married to William Shatner the actor, she’s following the modern idiom of a double barrelled name, she will be known as:

Stevie Shatner Nicks

 

[hammocity]

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Vijay Singh the golfer proposed to Nick Faldo’s Caddy Fanny Sunesson a few years ago, he said:

I’m going to make you Fanny Singh

 

[lefty goldblatt]

Stevie Nicks of Fleetwood Mac is getting married to William Shatner the actor, she’s following the modern idiom of a double barrelled name, she will be known as:

Stevie Shatner Nicks

No need for double barrels, when the much married Zsa Zsa Gabor got hitched to keyboard wizard Jean Michel Jarre.

It'd've been great if Tommy Cooper introduced their wedding speeches.

 

[hammocity]

No need for double barrels, when the much married Zsa Zsa Gabor got hitched to keyboard wizard Jean Michel Jarre.

It'd've been great if Tommy Cooper introduced their wedding speeches.

A true one, Bryan Ferry was once engaged to Jerry Hall, she’d have sounded like a character from Phoenix Night’s.

 

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[bluethrunthru]

Not a joke but I am sure it will raise a giggle

 

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[hammocity]

A girl goes to the Doctors with a green rash on her inner thighs, Doc examines her and says “does you boyfriend wear earrings?” Yes, she replies, Doc “tell him his earrings are not real gold”.

 

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