Joke thread

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[Fred_Quimby]

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When I was a teacher I had a notice on the wall "All my pencils have been up noses, in ears and scratched naughty bits, you may put it in your mouth if you wish".

 

[Big Swifty]

When I was a teacher I had a notice on the wall "All my pencils have been up noses, in ears and scratched naughty bits, you may put it in your mouth if you wish".

You'd be armrested these days for causing offence or making pupils feel "uncomfortable" or suffering "micro-aggression"

 

[Citizen of Legoland]

When I was a teacher I had a notice on the wall "All my pencils have been up noses, in ears and scratched naughty bits, you may put it in your mouth if you wish".

So that’s why some tasted nicer than others! Every day’s a school day.

 

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So true!

 

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[Big mals fedora]

You'd be armrested these days for causing offence or making pupils

So much for being a seat of learning…..

 

[Bill Walker]

 

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[mancity2012_eamo]

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Is that you Bill.

 

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[i kne albert davy]

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What a thoughtful guy, bought her the dress to match the Hoover.

 

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What a thoughtful guy, bought her the dress to match the Hoover.

thats what i said to my mrs just before she smashed my face with the frying pan.