Joke thread

[sir baconface]

However pedantic you think you’re being. There’s always a bigger pedant on the internet…

I’m expecting somebody to come along and out-pedant me any moment.

You do know the wages of pedantry is pain…?

 

[Bigg Bigg Blue]

 

[SkyBlueFlux]

You do know the wages of pedantry is pain…?

Well, that explains the arthritis.

 

[Tuearts right boot]

Is the kebab Greek?? I thought it was Turkish.

The ones I'm talking about are.

 

[blue44]

 

[blue44]

 

[Big Swifty]

Is the kebab Greek?? I thought it was Turkish.

Yes - it recalls the old Les Dawson/Roy Barraclough double act as Ada and Cissie

Les "I've just come back from Turkey. I love that Tuirkish food."

Roy: "Did you have the shish kebabs?"

Les: "Ooh yes - I was never off the toilet"

 

[East Level 2]

Well, I'm just waiting for one more instance of someone writing "the criteria is ....." so I can leap in to point out that "criteria" is a plural formation, the singular form being "criterion", just as "one phenomenon" but "two or more phenomena."
Doesn't anyone learn Greek any more?

Kids in Greece do.

 

[Fred_Quimby]

Kids in Greece do.

Reminds of the old joke. Clever these Chinese even the kids can speak the language.

 

[blue44]