Joke thread

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[Fred_Quimby]

 

[Alan Harper's Tash]

I asked 100 women which shampoo they preferred.

The number one answer was: Get out.

 

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[RadcliffeRick]

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From @idahoblues porn collection?

 

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From @idahoblues porn collection?

I would

 

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I did

 

[Uwe Already]

Biggest joke I’ve seen in a long while

Mason Greenwood: TV presenter Rachel Riley says she'll stop supporting Man Utd if forward stays

Television presenter Rachel Riley says she will stop supporting Manchester United if forward Mason Greenwood stays at the club.

www.bbc.co.uk

and by that I mean the allowing him back plus the way the bbc are trying to say he may be an innocent victim

 

[bluethrunthru]

heard a comedian from the fringe today tell this joke -

I'd hate to be sacked from working in a Job Centre Plus coz you would have to go back into work the next day......

 

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At @Bill Walker

 

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