Joke thread

[mancity2012_eamo]

Go on then I will say it............... Thats a bit cheeky.

You could rest your pint on that first one.

 

[MellowJoe]

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It's funnier if you read it in an Irish accent, as all things are

 

[lefty goldblatt]

Just nipping to Sainsbury's. Anybody want owt?

 

[cinnamon]

On the subject of philosophers...
Rene Descartes meets with an old friend. "Would you like a drink?"
Descartes responds with "I think not" and promptly vanishes.

 

[ColinBellsjockstrap]

 

[1.618034]

 

[ColinBellsjockstrap]

 

[1.618034]

On the subject of philosophers...
Rene Descartes meets with an old friend. "Would you like a drink?"
Descartes responds with "I think not" and promptly vanishes.

I doubt that!


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Spoiler

Of course, that only makes sense if you know the full quote...

"Dubito, ergo cogito, ergo sum."

"I doubt, therefore I think, therefore I am."

 

[Bill Walker]

Sir Cliff Richard announces tour dates for 2024.

 

[blue44]

It's funnier if you read it in an Irish accent, as all things are

To be sure !