Joke thread

[Cellarite]

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Struggling here. Did he have his bike outside?

 

[Alan Harper's Tash]

Struggling here. Did he have his bike outside?

Some person replied to the texts everyone gets trying to scam money out of them.

 

[Lavinda Past]

With all these Decker and Black puns, the OP saw you all coming.

I wouldn't fret about it. Just refer it to a moderator... they know the drill

 

[mancity2012_eamo]

You stihl not worked out the joke?

Not the sharpest tool in the box.

 

[Big Swifty]

Did you hear about the man who couldn't tell the difference between putty and shit?

All his windows fell out.....

And meanwhile, the next Bond film will feature a villain combining previous baddies Blofeld and Oddjob.........he's to be called Oddfeld (th e Black & Decker gag jogged my memory to dredge up this one.....)

 

[LWashington]

You stihl not worked out the joke?

He probably would have but he had to get back to workmate.

 

[SkyBlueFlux]

Not the sharpest tool in the box.

I’m struggling to distinguish between Clarkie, double Clarkie and triple Clarkie with reverse pike and double salchow.

 

[dronefromsector7G]

Did you hear about the man who couldn't tell the difference between putty and shit?

All his windows fell out.....

And meanwhile, the next Bond film will feature a villain combining previous baddies Blofeld and Oddjob.........he's to be called Oddfeld (th e Black & Decker gag jogged my memory to dredge up this one.....)

Blowjob would’ve been a better choice

 

[Jazzman]

Blowjob would’ve been a better choice

Do you have your bike outside mate?

 

[Tuearts right boot]

Did you hear about the man who couldn't tell the difference between putty and shit?

All his windows fell out.....

And meanwhile, the next Bond film will feature a villain combining previous baddies Blofeld and Oddjob.........he's to be called Oddfeld (th e Black & Decker gag jogged my memory to dredge up this one.....)

I remember my dad telling me that one back in the 60's

 

[bluebc]

 

[KS55]

Steve Morrissey and Jonny Marr formed a musical combo called “We Are Really Shit.”

 

[mancity2012_eamo]

I’m struggling to distinguish between Clarkie, double Clarkie and triple Clarkie with reverse pike and double salchow.

With his bike outside.

 

[ray21]

Scousers eh

 

[CTID1988]

Steve Morrissey and Jonny Marr formed a musical combo called “We Are Really Shit.”

Let me stop you, I've heard that one before

 

[bluebc]

 

[Mr Fraser]

I wouldn't fret about it. Just refer it to a moderator... they know the drill

You had me going for a bit there

 

[sir baconface]

You stihl not worked out the joke?

Bish bash Bosch.

 

[Blue_eyes]

I wouldn't fret about it. Just refer it to a moderator... they know the drill

Do you have your bike outside mate?

He probably would have but he had to get back to workmate.

Cmon guys, chuck it in now.....drills are a boring subject anyway.

 

[Grassland Blue]

Bish bash Bosch.

I got hit by some nutter in B&Q yesterday!
Bosch - just like that!