Joke thread

[blue44]

 

[sir baconface]

 

[bumbleblue]

 

[sir baconface]

Not what you expect to see when walking around a caravan site on the Fylde Coast at the weekend. I spotted Cat Stevens up a ladder outside his camper van.
When I asked him what the problem was, he replied, 'The roll-out sun canopy is fucked”.

Fixed.

 

[Sam Armstrong]

 

[bonespost]

 

[Lavinda Past]

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[blue44]

What do you call a Mancunian in the Stretford end ? a steward.

 

[Longballutd]

 

[RadcliffeRick]

What do you call a Mancunian in the Stretford end ? a steward.

The question " what do you call someone in the Stretford end after 75 minutes " has the same answer.

 

[Bill Walker]

 

[Bill Walker]

 

[Bill Walker]

 

[balotellishaircut]

A Russian spy, an IRA supporter and a racist walk into a pub.


The barman says “What can I get you Mr Corbyn? “

 

[TinFoilHat]

A Russian spy, an IRA supporter and a racist walk into a pub.


The barman says “What can I get you Mr Corbyn? “

 

[kippaxneil]

Not wishing to be pedantic butI think it's awning.

I'll mention it to Cat next time I see him....he specifically told me how to spell it as well.

 

[kippaxneil]

Fell asleep in the pub last night and somebody put a tea bag in my mouth.
I was livid! No one treats me like a mug!

 

[KS55]

Fell asleep in the pub last night and somebody put a tea bag in my mouth.
I was livid! No one treats me like a mug!

Are you sure it was an actual teabag?

 

[Alan Harper's Tash]

 

[blue44]