Joke thread

[Bill Walker]

Apparently a pharmaceutical company have developed a drug that compels woman to join a convent.

It's not going to be released to the general public because they've discovered that it's ‘habit’ forming!

 

[Fiftyyearsandcounting]

Two lonely people at a village dance.
He has a wooden eye. She has a lot of hair around her face and chin.
He approaches her "Would you car e to dance"
"Oh would'n I, thank you"
"Fanny face, your welcome".

 

[Vic]

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How to ruin a double entendre with a single.

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[yeseye]

Two lonely people at a village dance.
He has a wooden eye. She has a lot of hair around her face and chin.
He approaches her "Would you car e to dance"
"Oh would'n I, thank you"
"Fanny face, your welcome".

What’s this nonsense?

 

[Fred_Quimby]

Seen in Liverpool.

 

[Alan Harper's Tash]

 

[bonespost]

 

[blue44]

 

[Bill Walker]

 

[Bill Walker]

Just spent £300 on a limousine and discovered that the fee doesn't include a driver.

Can't believe I've spent all that money and I have nothing to chauffeur it...