Joke thread

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[Alan Harper's Tash]

We’ve all got to do our bit to save the planet.

I’ve just unplugged a whole row of electric cars that nobody was using.

 

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[sir baconface]

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Very good Bill, even if it is a red deer.

I call bollox. He’s not even coloured it in.

 

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[NatalieM008]

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This brings so many childhood memories back...

 

[Kippax77]

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The geezer.
Loved this when I was a kid

 

[The Lightbowne Cowboy]

My mates got a really bad stammer. We was in the pub on Saturday and by the time he'd told us his nanna had died we were all up singing Hey Jude!

 

[Tuearts right boot]

My mates got a really bad stammer. We was in the pub on Saturday and by the time he'd told us his nanna had died we were all up singing Hey Jude!

We had a mate who was the front man in a seventies support band, great bloke, a real showman on stage but had a terrible stammer when ' in public '....I used to cause a riot getting him to say Showaddywaddy. I'm even laughing now....

 

[blue44]

I just chose the middle trap to go.

Always had an attraction to Asians.

;-)

 

[blue44]

This.

 

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[TinFoilHat]

 

[kippaxneil]

King Wenceslas walked in to Pizza Hut and was asked how he would like his pizza. He replied, 'Deep pan, crisp and even.'

 

[Bill Walker]

 

[Bill Walker]

 

[searsleftpeg]

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This made me laugh ,so I mentioned it to my dear lady wife.She was not amused, said it was sexist and reminded her of our first date (Burnley away)in '68 when I said........ well you get the gist.

 

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This made me laugh ,so I mentioned it to my dear lady wife.She was not amused, said it was sexist and reminded her of our first date (Burnley away)in '68 when I said........ well you get the gist.

Oops got that wrong it was '66.,don't let on I got the date wrong