Joke thread

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[meltonblue]

Why can’t Stevie Wonder see his mates?


Because he’s married.

 

[ray21]

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[sir baconface]

 

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There are probably some depraved bastards on here who would attempt that.

 

[Lavinda Past]

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[Hertzblue]

I never wear the gloves !

 

[kippaxneil]

My mate just rang me, he was in tears. His wife has left him, taken his Bob Marley collection and the satellite dish. Poor chap...no woman no sky.

 

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[TinFoilHat]

3 meals for a tenner?
That's why Mums go to Iceland.

18 year old semi naked gyrating on your crotch for a Fiver?

That's why dad's go to Thailand.

 

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[kippaxneil]

I'll always remember the day my Grandad walked into the room with his tackle out, which he'd smothered in boot polish.
Bless him, he'd misheard us when we told him to turn his clock back.