Joke thread

[mrcunny]

 

[Alan Harper's Tash]

A tall bloke stopped and asked me for directions today.

He looked like a goalkeeper so I sent him the wrong way.

 

[ray21]

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[Alan Harper's Tash]

Royal family in the middle of an injury crisis.

They may have to dip into the January transfer market or terminate Harry’s loan.

 

[Mr Fraser]

A tall bloke stopped and asked me for directions today.

He looked like a goalkeeper so I sent him the wrong way.

There should be a penalty for shit jokes

 

[Alan Harper's Tash]

There should be a penalty for shit jokes

I scored the penalty.

 

[blue44]

 

[blue44]

Johnny Cash

And City.

 

[MCFC68]

 

[MCFC68]

 

[mrcunny]

 

[sir baconface]

 

[Bigg Bigg Blue]

 

[don84]

not shure if real or joke, but funny as hell

 

[Bill Walker]

 

[Bill Walker]

 

[Bill Walker]

 

[Bill Walker]

 

[Bill Walker]

 

[balotellishaircut]

Is it possible to take a skin graft from your buttocks and transplant it onto someone who isn’t family ? Arse skin for a friend.