Joke thread

[KS55]

It must be great being the Lead Guitarist with The Shadows.
All he has to do is say his name and people give him food.

Recycled from 1959.

 

[Cellarite]

Leave your bike outside, then read it again.

Got ya! Piss funny.

 

[J.G.Blue.]

You would if you tried to have a fag next to a hot bath of diesel - assuming you were still conscious I suppose.

Reminds me of siphoning petrol from my dad’s car, got a mouthful of four star, burped fumes for hours and didn’t dare smoke!

I used to ride a motorbike & didnt pay for petrol for years! used to love the taste of petrol early in the morning :-)

 

[kippaxneil]

Dynamite was invented by Alfred Nobel. At first, he didn't have a name for it. Then it blew his house up and he said, 'This stuff's dynamite'.

 

[Lavinda Past]

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[meltonblue]

 

[Bigg Bigg Blue]

 

[Bigg Bigg Blue]

 

[kippaxneil]

What is the name of the singer?

Cliff Richard.

 

[Lavinda Past]

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