Joke thread

[Blue Mist]

Takes some finding!

Nah I'm just thick

 

[blue44]

Well after contorting myself on the desk in front of the screen I've come to the conclusion she has skinny legs.

its better if you look at it on a mobile !

 

[blue44]

Well after contorting myself on the desk in front of the screen I've come to the conclusion she has skinny legs.

 

[Blue Mist]

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Ban incoming in 5, 4, 3,

 

[hammocity]

Nah I'm just thick

Think I’m in the same bracket, Tweedle Dee and Tweedle Dum, take your pick.

 

[BlueMoonRisin’]

I've heard there's a new bond film in the making.

Bond starts out as a male and by the end of the film he transgenders to a female. It's gonna be called - Cocktopussy.

 

[Blue Mist]

Think I’m in the same bracket, Tweedle Dee and Tweedle Dum, take your pick.

Which ones the fat one ?


I'm not him.



Honest

 

[LWashington]

Took me a while...

Same here, I thought it was a plane going over a church spire or building.

 

[Fiftyyearsandcounting]

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In an emergency like that, here's what you do. Take a fag out of the pack and discard it. Now your fag packet is a cigarette lighter.

 

[ancoats]

R.I.P jethro what a funny man