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kippaxneil
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My neighbour just said that a row of books fell off the wall and landed on his head. I said, you've only got your shelf to blame.
Alan Harper's Tash
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Whenever I complete a form asking for a number to contact in an emergency, I always put an ambulance because I know for a fact the wife will ignore a call from an unknown number.
Alan Harper's Tash
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My wife recently told me that now I am a parent I need to make sacrifices.
She hit the roof, though, when she came home and saw the giant pentagram on the kitchen table and what I had done to the cat.
She hit the roof, though, when she came home and saw the giant pentagram on the kitchen table and what I had done to the cat.
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I won a competition for Heston Blumenthal to cook at my house using only ingredients I had at home.
It was amazing, we had a fantastic Vietnamese coconut curry with lime and coriander foam, mint and teatree jelly, cocoa shea butter sabayon and finished with a frozen lemon and ginseng tea.
In the morning the wife said all her toiletries had gone and one of the cats was missing.
It was amazing, we had a fantastic Vietnamese coconut curry with lime and coriander foam, mint and teatree jelly, cocoa shea butter sabayon and finished with a frozen lemon and ginseng tea.
In the morning the wife said all her toiletries had gone and one of the cats was missing.
