Joke thread

[Tuearts right boot]

Back in the 70's I worked with a bloke who got a rubber doll and had an allergic reaction to it, he was off for a couple of weeks but instead of telling everyone he had the flu, he fessed up. Some strange folk in this world.

So exactly what line of work did he do to get put on the sick after dabbling with a rubber doll. He wasn't an underware model by any chance.

 

[flook]

Back in the 70's I worked with a bloke who got a rubber doll and had an allergic reaction to it, he was off for a couple of weeks but instead of telling everyone he had the flu, he fessed up. Some strange folk in this world.

"friend" was he ;)

 

[kippaxneil]

When Miley Cyrus gets naked & licks a hammer, it's "art" & "music".
But when I do it, I get told that I'm drunk and get asked to leave B&Q.

 

[Maintainin]

Meh




"Johnstone paint trophy, we're havin' a laugh"
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[J.G.Blue.]

Back in the 70's I worked with a bloke who got a rubber doll and had an allergic reaction to it, he was off for a couple of weeks but instead of telling everyone he had the flu, he fessed up. Some strange folk in this world.

He probably wanted to tell the doll he was leaving, but needed to let her down gently..................

 

[Alan Harper's Tash]

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"Johnstone paint trophy, we're havin' a laugh"
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Guy’s a fraud. Where’s the Net Spend Trophy?

 

[Maintainin]

Guy’s a fraud. Where’s the Net Spend Trophy?

He'd be like a fish out the water on any given wet tuesday night down at Marine A.F.C.

 

[flook]

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"Johnstone paint trophy, we're havin' a laugh"
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great photo

 

[Maintainin]

great photo

Indeed it is.

But, for context sake: https://forums.bluemoon-mcfc.co.uk/threads/something-special-on-the-way.364099/

 

[Mr Fraser]

Guy’s a fraud. Where’s the Net Spend Trophy?

Has he ever won the Thomas Cook Trophy? Has he ****?