Joke thread

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Larry Tesler, inventor of the cut, copy, and paste commands, dies at 74.

 

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[Alan Harper's Tash]

 

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[Alan Harper's Tash]

"I'm autistic."

"Does that mean you take things literally?"

"No, you're thinking of kleptomaniacs."

 

[Tuearts right boot]

I once flew on a plane piloted by Bruce Dickinson of Iron Maiden, he announced himself as “Captain Bruce Dickinson”, just a coincidental name until reading the Airline magazine that stated the rocker did indeed fly planes for them, Astraeus Airlines, sadly went bust.


To keep on track and the thread in context:

Bruce Dickinson was in the Netherlands, he was having a walk in the countryside and a Windmill shouted out “Hey Bruce”, he turned to the windmill and said “hi, how’s it going” windmill replied “great, I love Iron Maiden, I’ve always been a big fan”

Apologies:-)

He also flew Iron Maidens own plane on one of thier world tours.

 

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[bluethrunthru]

For sheer pedantry and pettiness this guy gets 10/10

 

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[Bill Walker]

 

[Bill Walker]

 

[Bill Walker]

 

[Bill Walker]