Joke thread

[hammocity]

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Sick of seeing this "joke", every year it comes out and now he's actually going this is not the first time this has been posted on different BM threads.

 

[dobingsdobber]

Aardvark....

Arsehole

 

[dobingsdobber]

Was thinking the same. The FOCs posting probably forget they’ve already posted said gags after a day

Oi,shut it.



er.......


Oi,shut it.

 

[Lavinda Past]

Is a bike involved somewhere here?

Jurgen Klopp pinched it from outside the chemist's. He's probably off to a chippy in Germany as I type...

 

[Lavinda Past]

Sick of seeing this "joke", every year it comes out and now he's actually going this is not the first time this has been posted on different BM threads.

 

[Lavinda Past]

Was thinking the same. The FOCs posting probably forget they’ve already posted said gags after a day

The old ones are usually the best...
Say hello to the first post in this thread...

Great work @mrcunny

The wife brought home a tub of ice-cream and asked if I wanted some. "How hard is it?" I asked. She cheekily
replied, "As hard as your cock when you're thinking about me naked!". I said "Go on then, pour me a
glass....."

 

[Xhavenjoe]

doesn't work at all as it's a flock of sheep, should have gone with cow(s)

What about plural of mongoose?
Is it mongoose, mongeese, mongooses ,a gaggle of mongeese?

 

[r.soleofsalford]

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Push red button with your bellend

 

[ysmsa]

I heard it's considered very offensive to call him Marvin Gaye.

Apparently, it's now Marvin LGBTQ+

Ha ha, love that,

Did you hear it through the grapevine.

 

[KS55]

Ha ha, love that,

Did you hear it through the grapevine?

No, there was a flock of sheep in the way.

 

[KS55]

End of term frivolity has started a day early here.

 

[Lavinda Past]

Ha ha, love that,

Did you hear it through the grapevine.

Abraham, Martin, and John all told me...

 

[Lavinda Past]

Teacher: Today’s word is urinate. Can anyone use that word in a sentence”

Johnny (the class delinquent) raises his hand

Reluctantly the teacher calls on him

“Teacher urinate; but if you had big tits you’d be a 10.”

 

[Lavinda Past]

 

[Lavinda Past]

 

[flook]

What about plural of mongoose?
Is it mongoose, mongeese, mongooses ,a gaggle of mongeese?

Mongi?

 

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