Joke thread

[Lavinda Past]

 

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[Lavinda Past]

My friend asked me if I wanted to hear his Batman impression, so I replied, "Go for it!"

He shouted, “NO!! NOT THE KRYPTONITE!” Slightly puzzled, I said, “That’s Superman."

“Thanks man!” he said. “I’ve been practicing it for ages.”

 

[Lavinda Past]

 

[Lavinda Past]

I was watching the Olympics when it was announced that GB was in a 'Nail biting final'…

How long has that been a sport then?

 

[Lavinda Past]

 

[blue44]

Some pub in london today.
cheeky sods.

 

[Vienna_70]

In the garden of Eden lay adam
Complacently stroking his madam
And loud was his mirth
Because on all of the Earth
There were only two balls, and he 'ad 'em!

 

[ray21]

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[r.soleofsalford]

If Spurs beat Leicester City by more than 2 goals tomorrow night.
Guess what position in the table United will be in.

 

[oakiecokie]

Some pub in london today.
cheeky sods.
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Hahahahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa very good.

 

[Lavinda Past]

My wife is leaving me because of my sauce obsession...

Oh well, Tartare then...

 

[Lavinda Past]

If Spurs beat Leicester City by more than 2 goals tomorrow night.
Guess what position in the table United will be in.

The same position that they will be in if Leicester City beat Spurs by more than two goals...

Let's have a more positive spin on this !

 

[RadcliffeRick]

The same position that they will be in if Leicester City beat Spurs by more than two goals...

Let's have a more positive spin on this !

I know utd are bad but putting them in the joke thread is not correct............there again, you may be correct :-)

 

[Lavinda Past]

 

[J.G.Blue.]

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I suppose to your Nan he is just my sweet lord.

 

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[citizen_maine]

The same position that they will be in if Leicester City beat Spurs by more than two goals...

Let's have a more positive spin on this !

Actually, Leicester will go above them with a 1-0 win

 

[Vienna_70]

If Spurs beat Leicester City by more than 2 goals tomorrow night.
Guess what position in the table United will be in.

2-1 will do.

Goals scored.