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Lavinda Past
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I called my local martial arts gym and asked “Can I take two martial arts classes”
He said, “No, you can’t take two, you can taekwondo.”
He said, “No, you can’t take two, you can taekwondo.”
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I received a text from my neighbor falsely accusing me of sleeping with his wife “AND I’VE KNOWN ABOUT LLA TI THE WHOLE TIME!!”
I’m like “Hold on man you’ve got it all backwards.”
I’m like “Hold on man you’ve got it all backwards.”
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I was l at the bar in an International Airport when this small Chinese guy comes in, stands next to me, and starts drinking a beer.
I asked him, "Do you know any of those martial arts things, like Kung-Fu, Karate, or Ju-Jitsu?"
He says "No, why would you ask me that? Is it because I am Chinese?"
"No", I said, "It's because you're drinking my beer, and I want to know what sort of fight I'm getting into"
I asked him, "Do you know any of those martial arts things, like Kung-Fu, Karate, or Ju-Jitsu?"
He says "No, why would you ask me that? Is it because I am Chinese?"
"No", I said, "It's because you're drinking my beer, and I want to know what sort of fight I'm getting into"
Lavinda Past
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I've decided to identify as half a giant
My pronouns are Fe / Fi
My pronouns are Fe / Fi