Lavinda Past
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I accidentally erased the manuscript of my book '1000 Ways to Cure an Itch'
It looks like I'll have to start from scratch
It looks like I'll have to start from scratch
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Lavinda Past
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I've just had an injection but I'm not going to tell you what it was.
Was it sodium pentathol?
Yes
Was it sodium pentathol?
Yes
balotellishaircut
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I was given some really good financial news today.
The little orphan kid I was sponsoring in Africa has been eaten by a lion.
The little orphan kid I was sponsoring in Africa has been eaten by a lion.
balotellishaircut
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My missus is pissed off with me again.
Last night while she was asleep, I gently removed her tampax and replaced it with a party popper, leaving the string hanging out.
That woman has no f….ing sense of humour at all.
Last night while she was asleep, I gently removed her tampax and replaced it with a party popper, leaving the string hanging out.
That woman has no f….ing sense of humour at all.
Bill Walker
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Bill posts 8 memes in 3 weeks, sex pest clicks into full on moaning mode ;)
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A wayward young cleric from Leicester
Seduced Mrs Hughes just to teicester
He prodded and preceister
Then kissed and carreister
And, as an afterthought, bleicester.
Seduced Mrs Hughes just to teicester
He prodded and preceister
Then kissed and carreister
And, as an afterthought, bleicester.
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Roses are red.
Violets are blue.
So is Manchester.
Violets are blue.
So is Manchester.
