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TinFoilHat
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Far too clever for this thread.
Lavinda Past
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Ma was in the kitchen fiddling around when she hollers out... "Pa you need to go out and fix the outhouse!"
Pa replies, "There ain't nuthin wrong with it."
Ma yells back, "Yes there is; now git out there and fix it."
So.......Paw mosies out to the outhouse, looks around, and yells back, "Ma there ain't nuthin wrong with this outhouse honey! "
Ma replies, "Stick yur head in the hole!"
Payells back, "I ain't stickin my head in that hole!"
Ma says, "Ya have to stick yur head in the hole to see what to fix."
So with that, Pa sticks his head in the hole, looks around, and yells back,"Ma-dadgummit there ain't nuthin wrong with this outhouse!"
Ma hollers back, "Now take your head out of da hole!"
Pa proceeds to pull his head out of the hole, and then starts yelling, "Ma - Help! My beard is stuck in the cracks in the toilet seat!"
To which Ma replies, "Hurts, don't it?"
Pa replies, "There ain't nuthin wrong with it."
Ma yells back, "Yes there is; now git out there and fix it."
So.......Paw mosies out to the outhouse, looks around, and yells back, "Ma there ain't nuthin wrong with this outhouse honey! "
Ma replies, "Stick yur head in the hole!"
Payells back, "I ain't stickin my head in that hole!"
Ma says, "Ya have to stick yur head in the hole to see what to fix."
So with that, Pa sticks his head in the hole, looks around, and yells back,"Ma-dadgummit there ain't nuthin wrong with this outhouse!"
Ma hollers back, "Now take your head out of da hole!"
Pa proceeds to pull his head out of the hole, and then starts yelling, "Ma - Help! My beard is stuck in the cracks in the toilet seat!"
To which Ma replies, "Hurts, don't it?"
Lavinda Past
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chris63
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Breaking news. Engineer's have made a car
that can run on parsley....
Now they're hoping to make buses and trains run on thyme !
that can run on parsley....
Now they're hoping to make buses and trains run on thyme !
Lavinda Past
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A farmer heard a knock on the door, so he goes to answer it. There stands a young man nicely dressed. “May I help you?" asks the farmer.
“I’m Tobias, and I’m here to fuck your daughter” says the young man.
“To what?!!” says the farmer.
“Tobias”
“I’m Tobias, and I’m here to fuck your daughter” says the young man.
“To what?!!” says the farmer.
“Tobias”
Hello, is that Mr Jenkins?
Yes, how can I help you?
Hi, This is little Billy’s music teacher calling
Oh, hi
Yeah, hi. I just wanted to let you know it looks like you have a little Elvis Presley on your hands!
Really? Wow! He's that good?
No, we just found him dead on the toilet
Yes, how can I help you?
Hi, This is little Billy’s music teacher calling
Oh, hi
Yeah, hi. I just wanted to let you know it looks like you have a little Elvis Presley on your hands!
Really? Wow! He's that good?
No, we just found him dead on the toilet
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...not even joking!
Lavinda Past
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First post (under the name) by Sam101. An excellent start.
northendenton
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Seems Starmers relationship with Trump could be a Stormy one