Joke thread

[Lavinda Past]

I was driving home last night and got stopped by the police doing random checks.

I gave the officer my driving licence and when he looked at the photo, he said "you should be wearing glasses"

When I told him that I have contacts, he said he didn't care who I knew.

 

[Casey69]

Did you hear about the cannibal who came back off holiday with no legs?

He went self catering!

 

[Tuearts right boot]

A farmer heard a knock on the door, so he goes to answer it. There stands a young man nicely dressed. “May I help you?" asks the farmer.

“I’m Tobias, and I’m here to fuck your daughter” says the young man.

“To what?!!” says the farmer.

“Tobias”

Anyone...???

 

[Tuearts right boot]

First post (under the name) by Sam101. An excellent start.

Must do better.

 

[DrBlueBob]

Anyone...???

To bias.

 

[Lavinda Past]

To bias.

TRB is a good lad but it sometimes him a bit of time to get a joke.

Give him a day or two and he'll start chuckling for no reason...

:-)

 

[Lavinda Past]

 

[Lavinda Past]

 

[Lavinda Past]

 

[blue44]