Joke thread

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[Lavinda Past]

I bought a jar of lemon curd yestrrday but dropped it at home.

It's a good job I didn't eat it because when I cleared it up, I found ten large pieces of glass in it.

 

[Plays By Sense Of Smell]

My mate's granddad was in the RAF too. I think he was killed in India.

I seem to remember being told that he fell out of a bomb bay door.

I heard he had a dodgy tikka…

 

[Alan Harper's Tash]

My poor knowledge of Greek mythology has always been my Achilles’ elbow.

 

[Zuriblue]

 

[Lavinda Past]

 

[Mid Wales blue]

Im sure I recognise a pair of these from this forum…
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Can’t see Len, he must be in the pool giving swimming lessons!

 

[Lavinda Past]

 

[Lavinda Past]

 

[Hertzblue]

 

[Lavinda Past]

Rare photo of the Beatles before they were big...

 

[noblelord]

 

[hammocity]

Old couple go to the Doctors as the old man wasn't feeling too well. After examining the fella the Doc says "I need to take a sample of your faeces, urine and sperm" fella says to his wife "what did he say?"

She replied

"Leave your underpants at reception".

 

[hammocity]

Im sure I recognise a pair of these from this forum…
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Emily Bishop aka Oliver Holt's mother.

 

[mrcunny]

Scientific Research has proven that women have a spot that can make their whole body tremble and their legs wobble if a man hits it right.........its called a CHIN

 

[Lavinda Past]

Scientific Research has proven that women have a spot that can make their whole body tremble and their legs wobble if a man hits it right.........its called a CHIN

 

[Sam101]

Just watched a superb Hollywood film about camping during the lockdown.

Directed by Tentin Quarantino.


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[Lavinda Past]

 

[mrcunny]

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Suck it up Lav...lolol

 

[Lavinda Past]

Suck it up Lav...lolol

Sometimes, jokes go a little bit too far. That one does... in my opinion, of course.

I've been banned for far less offensive jokes.