Joke thread

hammocity said:
When Roy Oldham was the gaffer at the council, even though he was not universally liked he ran the Council as a business, my mate used to Chauffeur him around and really rated him as a Businessman even though he headed the Labour contingent. Since he died the muppets on the Council don't have a clue.

Got to be careful what I say, don't want to upset the looney left but allowing too many immigrants in to add to our own scrotes, low level housing, people unwilling to work, many on benefits has brought a big problem to town. However, the Wetherspoons, Bowling Green Pubs that open at 9:30 are always busy and other cheap boozers fill up during the day, there's more ride on buggy's and walking sticks than you'd see at Dignitas, we call them Benefit Sticks, it's a proper shit hole.
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Sounds grim. It was good and thriving in the 70’s
 
hammocity said:
When Roy Oldham was the gaffer at the council, even though he was not universally liked he ran the Council as a business, my mate used to Chauffeur him around and really rated him as a Businessman even though he headed the Labour contingent. Since he died the muppets on the Council don't have a clue.

Got to be careful what I say, don't want to upset the looney left but allowing too many immigrants in to add to our own scrotes, low level housing, people unwilling to work, many on benefits has brought a big problem to town. However, the Wetherspoons, Bowling Green Pubs that open at 9:30 are always busy and other cheap boozers fill up during the day, there's more ride on buggy's and walking sticks than you'd see at Dignitas, we call them Benefit Sticks, it's a proper shit hole.
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You could be talking about numerous other towns in the North West, Oldham, Rochdale, Bolton, Blackburn, Burnley or then West Yorkshire, Midlands, Luton etc etc ...
 
A tribesman went to his village medicine man and requested a colonic for his constipation.

The medicine man said, “Let’s try something else first.”

He opened a jar and pulled out a dried out fern, placed it in a cup of hot water and told the man to let it brew a bit.

After a few minutes the medicine man said, “Here, sip it slowly.”

The man did and suddenly his eyes rolled back in his head, followed by the unmistakable sounds and smells of a wicked shit.

The medicine man smiled and said, “With fronds like these, who needs enemas?”
 
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