Joke thread

[Sam101]

Not a lot of people know this but the singer Bill Withers had a brother called Bear, who wrote telephone hold music.

 

[Lavinda Past]

Because they both steal jokes from previous pages?

 

[Lavinda Past]

Ineffective nitrous oxide is no laughing matter

 

[Lavinda Past]

Can anyone tell me where to get a model of a large filter feeding shark?

Basking for a friend.

 

[Lavinda Past]

It's a little known fact that for many years Gladys Knight had an obsession with the speaking clock.

 

[Lavinda Past]

A tribesman went to his village medicine man and requested a colonic for his constipation.

The medicine man said, “Let’s try something else first.”

He opened a jar and pulled out a dried out fern, placed it in a cup of hot water and told the man to let it brew a bit.

After a few minutes the medicine man said, “Here, sip it slowly.”

The man did and suddenly his eyes rolled back in his head, followed by the unmistakable sounds and smells of a wicked shit.

The medicine man smiled and said, “With fronds like these, who needs enemas?”

 

[Lavinda Past]

My mate said to his boss "Can we talk? I have a problem."

Boss says "Problem? There's no such thing, in this business we call it an opportunity!"

My mate said "OK then... I have a serious drinking opportunity."

 

[Bill Walker]

 

[Bill Walker]

 

[bumbleblue]