Joke thread

[Bri1975]

Thought I'd just seen van Morrison going past my house , turned out to be a Morrisons van reversing

 

[blue44]

 

[blue44]

 

[blue44]

 

[Zuriblue]

What do you call a Scouser wearing a suit?

The defendant.

 

[Bill Walker]

 

[Bill Walker]

What do you call a Scouser wearing a suit?

The defendant.

What do you call a scouser with a job ?

Paul McCartney

 

[Bill Walker]

 

[Bill Walker]

 

[Bill Walker]

 

[Bill Walker]

 

[Zuriblue]

 

[Vienna_70]

I always thought Reuters were novelists from Birmingham.

I used to deliver to a family called Stoyles.

I often wondered, if they were Nobby's Brummie relatives.

 

[kippaxneil]

As a kid life was tough. My neighbours would throw things like sponge mix, strawberries and whipped cream at me just for kicks.
It was hard growing up in the gateaux.

 

[bluethrunthru]

 

[Sam101]

 

[Casey69]

Just had to pick this up from the neighbours...

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A guy took his blow up doll back to the sex shop and said to the assistant it keeps going down on me ! Shushhh not so loud said the assistant they’ll all want one!

 

[bladdered]

When you lied on your CV that you had previous sheepdog experience.

 

[bladdered]

Even the sprouts look interested.

 

[bladdered]