Three complete strangers, a Welshman, a Scotsman and an Irishman meet up in the waiting room of a Harley Street physician. All three guys were in their mid 20s and after talking among themselves while waiting to be seen, they discovered they all suffered from the same condition - very bad stuttering. It turned out that none of the NHS treatments they'd received had worked so they'd saved up all their money to go private - and here they were.
Just then, an assistant entered the room and said, "Dr Walker will see the first patient now. Please follow me."
The first guy - the Welshman - did as he was told and was eventually led into the physician's office where he came across a most unexpected sight - a gorgeous, female, blonde practitioner.
"Good afternoon, I'm Dr Walker and I've been going through your file in some detail. I'm hoping to sort out your stutter as quickly as possible and here's my plan. I will ask you a question which has a one word answer and if you can say the answer without stuttering I'll give you a blow job"
The guy can't believe his luck and gets ready to hear the question: "What's the capital of Wales?", asked Dr Walker.
He takes two or three deep breaths and says "C-c-cardiff" before looking up at the ceiling in despair.
"Not bad", Dr Walker replies, "but you did stutter and so I'll be looking at further options. Can you go back to the waiting room and send the next patient in please?"
The second guy - the Scotsman - walks in and he too is stunned by the sight of the curvy blonde doctor. She introduces herself and makes the same deal to him as with the previous patient but this time her question is: "What's the capital of Scotland?"
He is determined not to slip up with such a reward on offer but after taking a few long breaths he says "Ed-ed-edinburgh" before slamming his first on the table in frustration.
"Not bad", Dr Walker replies, "but you did stutter and so I'll be looking at further options for you. Can you go back to the waiting room and send the last patient in please?"
The last guy - the Irishman - walks in and he too is bowled over by the gorgeous blonde doctor with the low cut top sitting before him. She introduces herself and makes the same deal as before. This time her question is "What's the capital of England?"
After much contemplation of the glittering prize on offer, he says "London".
Dr Walker is amazed at this unexpected answer but once she's recovered from the shock she's true to her word and gives him an unforgettable blow job. Just as she's finished, the guy splutters "...d-d-derry""
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