Joke thread

[Vienna_70]

Which music star is this?

Horny Car Heater?








































Randy Van Warmer.

 

[Grassland Blue]

Me - Doctor, my pee smells of sugar puffs

Dr - Don't worry, a lot of peoples pee smells like that.

Me - Ah, but it was bloody painful when the plastic toy came out this morning......

 

[bladdered]

 

[Bill Walker]

 

[Bill Walker]

 

[Bill Walker]

 

[Bill Walker]

 

[Vienna_70]

Heard at the battle of Hastings.

"Careful what you’re doing with that arrow. You’ll have someone’s eye out."

 

[bladdered]

 

[bladdered]

 

[Bigg Bigg Blue]

 

[Bigg Bigg Blue]

 

[bladdered]

Getting a bit of sun in Scouse Land

 

[bladdered]

 

[noseve]

Getting a bit of sun in Scouse Land
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Trying to work out whether she's sunbathing; is saving a free parking spot; or has been dumped there to go with the next collection...

 

[KS55]

Trying to work whether she's sunbathing, or has been placed there to go with the next collection...

She’s recyclable.

 

[noseve]

A man before his time:

"Houston, we have a problem" - Icarus

 

[Blue Mist]

Trying to work out whether she's sunbathing; is saving a free parking spot; or has been dumped there to go with the next collection...

It doesn't matter, condolence wreaths will be left there tomorrow

 

[KS55]

A man before his time:

"Houston, we have a problem" - Icarus

Icarus, this is Houston. Just wing it.

 

[noseve]

It doesn't matter, condolence wreaths will be left there tomorrow

Well, her auntie did nearly bump into Bill Shankly once, so how about a bit of respect?