Joke thread

[bluethrunthru]

 

[Mr Blue Moon]

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To speed up the process he asked Camilla for a “piggy back”

 

[JASR]

It’s called foreshadowing, jesus clearly wanting to corner the small geometric wooden shape market for his families financial future, knowing he’ll pop his clogs, and it’ll take a few centuries for the money to roll in

 

[TinFoilHat]

 

[blueish swede]

Think it's potraying the appearance of Jesus after the resurrection. The whole "cast your nets on the other side of the boat" thingy.

 

[Vienna_70]

Think it's potraying the appearance of Jesus after the resurrection. The whole "cast your nets on the other side of the boat" thingy.

Would he really want to wear a symbol of the cause of his death?

 

[johnnytapia]

Hate to be Captain Obvious: he’s wearing a crucifix, not a cross.

 

[bridgeno1]

 

[Sam101]

 

[noblelord]

 

[Sam101]

In Ancient Rome there were 4 types of poison.

Poisons I, II and III would kill you instantly.

Poison IV would just make you itch.

 

[mosssideblue]

In Ancient Rome there were 4 types of poison.

Poisons I, II and III would kill you instantly.

Poison IV would just make you itch.

Took me two attempts, but got there :)

 

[NZBlue]

Trying it for size- maybe something bigger perhaps?

 

[Sam101]

 

[bladdered]

 

[ob]

New job putting coiled metal in shoes. Hated it to begin with but now got a spring in my step

 

[Sam101]

 

[Sam101]

 

[TinFoilHat]