Joke thread

[JRockBlues]

When uwe fuchs got sent off at milwall the back page of the the Sunday sport simply said "fuchs off"

When Julian Dicks was having a particularly good game for West Ham there was this inspired piece on commentary:

It’s like they've got eleven Dicks on the field.

Must've been prophecy as that's what they usually have this season.

 

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[Bill Walker]

Paddy is walking behind his wife and says, "aye you are so fat now your arse looks like a fekin washing machine." The wife keeps quiet and keeps walking.
Bed time, and paddy is asking for sex.The wife says, "I can't start the washing machine for such a small load. You'll have to handwash!"....

 

[moggymoz]

 

[Keep the Faith]

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