Joke thread

[Bigg Bigg Blue]

 

[Sam101]

 

[sir baconface]

 

[Fiftyyearsandcounting]

I see Crufts 2026 has just started.
I recall many years ago my mother-in-law, beaming all over her face, after telling us she had won a prize at Crufts.
"Excellent, I replied, how did the dog do"?

 

[Sam101]

 

[Bigg Bigg Blue]

 

[Bigg Bigg Blue]

 

[Bigg Bigg Blue]

 

[Bigg Bigg Blue]

 

[Sam101]

 

[Sam101]

"Doctor, how is he?"

"Well, he's had a massive heart attack, and also sustained some bone fractures."

"Can I talk to him?"

"No, unfortunately, that's not possible right now. But if you want to tell him anything, I can pass it along."

"Could you ask him if I passed my driving test?"

 

[sir baconface]

Spurs finally end their losing streak.

 

[Bigg Bigg Blue]

 

[Penfold the Duke]

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Love the “one at a time” notice on the top!!

 

[Bigg Bigg Blue]

Love the “one at a time” notice on the top!!

If you're going to do a good job you need to concentrate so it's one at a time : )

 

[sir baconface]

Love the “one at a time” notice on the top!!

The cheek of it!

 

[Bill Walker]

Girl: hey grandad it's lovely how you still call Grandma sweetie, dearest, honey etc. after all these years, very romantic.

Grandad: to be honest luv I forgot her name about 5 years ago, too scared to ask her what it is....

 

[Bigg Bigg Blue]

 

[Tuearts right boot]

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That was funny last month, it still is....

 

[Bigg Bigg Blue]