UKBA passport control at Manchester Airport
"Purpose of your visit sir...?"
"My wife and I are spending 2 weeks holiday in the Lake district."
[PAUSE]
"Welcome to the UK. And hope you enjoy your stay in Somerset."
Jokes about white sugar are rare.
But jokes about brown sugar - demerara.<br /><br />-- Sun Feb 09, 2014 4:17 pm --<br /><br />A lady enters the dental surgery, takes off her stockings, underwear, makes herself comfortable in the chair, spreads her legs apart.
Dentist: "Madam, are you sure you're in the right place?"
"Probably, you need the gynecologist."
Lady: "No. I'm in the right place all right."
"You made the dental plate for my husband last week, didn't you?"
"Yes."
"Now remove it, please..!!"