Josko Gvardiol

[Paulmcfc2703]

Is he playing tonight?

He played the 2nd half

 

[bluemoon32]

859 pages, for a fucking centre half ha

 

[eyalluvitt]

He played the 2nd half

Kept his fans waiting expectantly

 

[mancityscot]

859 pages, for a fucking centre half ha

600 of it fucking drivel aswell

 

[Lovebitesandeveryfing]

It’ll be a shame when this one gets done - on the basis that this has been the best for distracting amusement.

It's made the time go past, albeit slowly. Sort of like the football fan's version of Waiting for Godot. Except that it's been Waiting for Gvardiol.
One of the truest lines in that, incidentally (repeated several times), is one of the tramps says to the other “Let's go.” Stage direction: they do not move.

 

[Any1aBlue]

600 of it fucking drivel aswell

Well, since we’re bored - there’s no such word as ‘aswell’. So, it wasn’t a total waste of time reading this stuff as you’ve learnt something as well……

 

[Any1aBlue]

He played the 2nd half

Any good?

 

[GX Blue]

600 of it fucking drivel aswell

Fuckin ell, point me in the direction of the 259!

 

[Lovebitesandeveryfing]

According to Withnail & I, a ponce is a fella who puts ladies perfume on his boots to cover up their indescribably awful stench.

Well, according to the Irishman with half of inch of brain, to be accurate.

 

[Lovebitesandeveryfing]

Fuckin ell, point me in the direction of the 259!

Snap!
A detailed index, please.

 

[shroom]

Any good?

winning goal rattled thru his lunge - Openda impressed for RBL

 

[RayCTID]

winning goal rattled thru his lunge - Openda impressed for RBL

That is not a great watch. If he does sign he needs to cut that out. Otamendi was guilty of that at times.

 

[vanchi]

If we don’t sign him, can I be considered for the chocolate?

nope. you can have two if you sign him tho :D

 

[Barcon]

Any good?

No. Didn’t even wear his mask.

 

[DenisLawBackHeel74]

Josko has said you can all fuck off and he’s not signing until this thread reaches 1500 pages…..

 

[cookster]

That is not a great watch. If he does sign he needs to cut that out. Otamendi was guilty of that at times.

Pretty certain I wouldn't find it hard to source a similar mistake from VVD, Dias, Stones etc.

 

[RayCTID]

Pretty certain I wouldn't find it hard to source a similar mistake from VVD, Dias, Stones etc.

Still can't ignore that mistake. Plenty of teams would exploit that to the fullest. As I said at times Otamendi got caught out by that when he played for us.

 

[blueparrot]

Still can't ignore that mistake. Plenty of teams would exploit that to the fullest.

He’s 21 , that’s what coaching is for, we have the best coach in football.

 

[RayCTID]

He’s 21 , that’s what coaching is for, we have the best coach in football.

Even at his age shouldn't be getting caught by that. Coaching will not eradicate it. Otamendi didn't get that out of his game and he had been coached by Pep for a couple of seasons.

 

[blueparrot]

Even at his age shouldn't be getting caught by that. Coaching will not eradicate it. Otamendi didn't get that out of his game and he had been coached by Pep for a couple of seasons.

You said he needs to cut it out, now your saying coaching won’t eradicate it. Which is it?
Dias slides in plenty he’s learnt to control and time it.