Josko Gvardiol

[Jokithedruid]

don’t quit your job, just sayin’ :D

ah young padawan, learn from the master and be patient, joškology is a way of life :D

look at ig admin’s response to joško being gone for good.

No ode for me. :,(

All I wish for was poem written in croatian just for me…

 

[blueblueblue2]

He must be getting old now...

Should renegotiate personal terms and get an extra year in the contract, don't worry it'll just take another couple of weeks to sort that out.

 

[Worsleyweb]

This lad and Sane and we will be laughing. Get Foden and Grealish more in the middle - play these kids whenever we can watch the new stand grow and hope we win the charity shield, league, league cup, world club cup and super cup! That will do us. 5 trophies this season!

 

[Matt Diablo]

This lad and Sane and we will be laughing. Get Foden and Grealish more in the middle - play these kids whenever we can watch the new stand grow and hope we win the charity shield, league, league cup, world club cup and super cup! That will do us. 5 trophies this season!

Amen

 

[Stoned Rose]

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Clubber Lang will be turning in his grave.

 

[JewelZee]

Just a point that this is not the Phillips thread.

Some just can't help themselves. Phillips bashing has become a niche obsession for some...As if the club gives a fuck what's being said on here...

 

[vanchi]

No ode for me. :,(

All I wish for was poem written in croatian just for me…

lol well here’s an utterly lame one, i wasn’t really inspired now was i? the deity stuff would be more fun too meh

oda jokithedruidu

na forumu pričamo gluposti razne
jer txiki ne želi da su mu kasice prazne
vrijeme nam prolazi jako sporo
od dosade heklati počela sam skoro
onda je jokithedruid upal sa spikom
da će večer završit slavljeničkom vikom
najavio je, uz puno buke
da joškec sigurno dolazi u pepove jake ruke
krivu prognozu dao je on
umjesto božanstva postao je slon
a joškec nam je totalno jadan
čeka sausage rolls, već je gladan
ni vim(p)to probao još nije
dajte bradatom djetetu da pije
želimo da konačno promijeni adresu
da gvardiol piše na nebeski plavom dresu

 

[vanchi]

Should renegotiate personal terms and get an extra year in the contract, don't worry it'll just take another couple of weeks to sort that out.

you’re such an optimist!

anyway, as expected, he was there for the fans event tonight.

 

[MadchesterCity]

I take it this deal has gone cold and unlikely to happen now?

 

[Jokithedruid]

lol well here’s an utterly lame one, i wasn’t really inspired now was i? the deity stuff would be more fun too meh

oda jokithedruidu

na forumu pričamo gluposti razne
jer txiki ne želi da su mu kasice prazne
vrijeme nam prolazi jako sporo
od dosade heklati počela sam skoro
onda je jokithedruid upal sa spikom
da će večer završit slavljeničkom vikom
najavio je, uz puno buke
da joškec sigurno dolazi u pepove jake ruke
krivu prognozu dao je on
umjesto božanstva postao je slon
a joškec nam je totalno jadan
čeka sausage rolls, već je gladan
ni vim(p)to probao još nije
dajte bradatom djetetu da pije
želimo da konačno promijeni adresu
da gvardiol piše na nebeski plavom dresu

Ok, now I’m blushing… Now I wish I a ITK.

 

[blueblueblue2]

So Tolmie said he expects Josko to be in Manchester when the team returns. Presumably they return Monday? Journalists brief agreement of fee tomorrow, fly out Saturday, medical and media Sunday/Monday, training with rest of the team on Tuesday?

 

[Tevez City]

Just won the treble without him, therefore I think we could be fine without him.

 

[vanchi]

I take it this deal has gone cold and unlikely to happen now?

it is supposed to be on like donkey kong!

Ok, now I’m blushing… Now I wish I a ITK.

yeah yeah yeah, print it, frame it and put it on your wall. just don’t invite anyone croatian over cause i basically called you an elephant. had to be done dude, sorry, rhymes.

This lad and Sane and we will be laughing. Get Foden and Grealish more in the middle - play these kids whenever we can watch the new stand grow and hope we win the charity shield, league, league cup, world club cup and super cup! That will do us. 5 trophies this season!

and the ucl? the lad wants the ucl!

 

[bumbleblue]

Is there even any news of the chap Leipzig were trying to sign from Lyon as his replacement. Might be quicker to go for him instead

 

[vanchi]

Is there even any news of the chap Leipzig were trying to sign from Lyon as his replacement. Might be quicker to go for him instead

nope. only that he’s changing agents, allegedly he’ll now share the agent with simakan who already plays for leipzig.

 

[leo_city]

 

[Gaz (FMwkdsoul)]

This'll be wrapped by Monday.

 

[r.soleofsalford]

it is supposed to be on like donkey kong!


yeah yeah yeah, print it, frame it and put it on your wall. just don’t invite anyone croatian over cause i basically called you an elephant. had to be done dude, sorry, rhymes.


and the ucl? the lad wants the ucl!
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I like it even if it isnt real.

 

[vanchi]

that makes sense, and it was already mentioned that they won’t wait until the end of august.

I like it even if it isnt real.

what?

 

[Stoned Rose]

They need to stop being dickheads then.