Just been to the doctors

[Anonymous]

I had to go for a sigmoidoscopy (a camera going up) last year. Anyway, it was a female nurse doing the procedure so she says to me that she just has to check my 'opening' with one finger first. "No problems" think I. FUCKING HELL!!!! I swear the woman took a run up and used her whole bloody fist :-O Anyway, after I'd calmed down & they'd peeled me off the ceiling the rest of it went OK (well, as OK as these things go, anyway).

I fell better for sharing that with you :-)

 

[mammutly]

I had to go for a sigmoidoscopy (a camera going up) last year. Anyway, it was a female nurse doing the procedure so she says to me that she just has to check my 'opening' with one finger first. "No problems" think I. FUCKING HELL!!!! I swear the woman took a run up and used her whole bloody fist :-O Anyway, after I'd calmed down & they'd peeled me off the ceiling the rest of it went OK (well, as OK as these things go, anyway).

I fell better for sharing that with you :-)

And we feel better for you too ;-)

 

[simonk]

Lie on your side and bring your knees up as high as you can.

Been there, seen that, had the finger up my arse. They always use Dr Dick Fingers too, hands like a bunch of bananas.

Horrible experience, although I doubt it's very nice from the doctors point of view either.

my missus doesnt seem to mind it

 

[stony]

Lie on your side and bring your knees up as high as you can.

Been there, seen that, had the finger up my arse. They always use Dr Dick Fingers too, hands like a bunch of bananas.

Horrible experience, although I doubt it's very nice from the doctors point of view either.

my missus doesnt seem to mind it

I bet she doesn't let you use her nail clippers though.

 

[simonk]

Lie on your side and bring your knees up as high as you can.

Been there, seen that, had the finger up my arse. They always use Dr Dick Fingers too, hands like a bunch of bananas.

Horrible experience, although I doubt it's very nice from the doctors point of view either.

my missus doesnt seem to mind it

I bet she doesn't let you use her nail clippers though.

I chew them

except of course for the sacred right index finger

 

[TheMightyQuinn]

My anus is a virgin and will always remain that way baby!

 

[simonk]

I wasnt offering
still, dont knock it until youve tried it

 

[blueinkwell]

Lie on your side and bring your knees up as high as you can.

Been there, seen that, had the finger up my arse. They always use Dr Dick Fingers too, hands like a bunch of bananas.

Horrible experience, although I doubt it's very nice from the doctors point of view either.

my missus doesnt seem to mind it

Is she a doctor?

 

[Bluebird1]

Lie on your side and bring your knees up as high as you can.

Been there, seen that, had the finger up my arse. They always use Dr Dick Fingers too, hands like a bunch of bananas.

Horrible experience, although I doubt it's very nice from the doctors point of view either.

my missus doesnt seem to mind it

Is she a doctor?

PMSL

 

[manchester witty]

Lie on your side and bring your knees up as high as you can.

Been there, seen that, had the finger up my arse. They always use Dr Dick Fingers too, hands like a bunch of bananas.

Horrible experience, although I doubt it's very nice from the doctors point of view either.

IT DOESNT STOP THERE. THEN HAD KY JELLY DOWN THE OLD JAPS EYE, SHORTLY FOLLOWED BY A CAMERA THAT FELT LIKE IT HAD A CAMERAMAN ATTACHED TO IT STRAIGHT DOWN MY KNOB AND INTO MY BLADDER. ON THE PLUS SIDE YOU GET TO WATCH IT ALL ON THE MONITOR.