Just WTF has brought this on?

[Bluemoon115]

Here's a non-twisted version of the article/interview. You will notice how boring it is:

City offer too soon for Kaka

In a recent interview Kaka spoke about his proposed transfer to Manchester City, and stated his reasons for not wanting to join the Blue revolution, saying it was too early in the project for a player of his calibre to commit himself, especially when previous projects that were at a similar "building" status have failed.

"I was very flattered by Manchester City's interest in January but it is just a project at the moment. And with projects sometimes you don't know how long the investment will be there for. Lots of smaller clubs have periods of spending big money. But suddenly the investment stops when the owner decides to do something else. Or sometimes it stops because of other reasons like a failing economy."

The Brazillian ace added "Things can be great one moment and not so great the next moment. The organisation can collapse like a pack of playing cards." He then went on to state his reasons for leaving Milan and heading for Madrid "I felt the time was right for a change and Real Madrid is the club for me. It is not about a difference of quality between La Liga and the Premier League. Real will always be a big club. Nobody can take away their history and their nine European Cups."

"Florentino has his aim and his way to invest. It is not something negative for football, but positive. The Barcelona president, Joan Laporta, has criticised us but they are very strong. The way Real can be a competitive team again is to have an ambitious plan like Florentino's. I know I made the correct choice going to Real. To be alongside players who can decide a match on their own is very important and Cristiano can do that."

 

[Ric]

Here's a non-twisted version of the article/interview. You will notice how boring it is:

City offer too soon for Kaka

In a recent interview Kaka spoke about his proposed transfer to Manchester City, and stated his reasons for not wanting to join the Blue revolution, saying it was too early in the project for a player of his calibre to commit himself, especially when previous projects that were at a similar "building" status have failed.

"I was very flattered by Manchester City's interest in January but it is just a project at the moment. And with projects sometimes you don't know how long the investment will be there for. Lots of smaller clubs have periods of spending big money. But suddenly the investment stops when the owner decides to do something else. Or sometimes it stops because of other reasons like a failing economy."

The Brazillian ace added "Things can be great one moment and not so great the next moment. The organisation can collapse like a pack of playing cards." He then went on to state his reasons for leaving Milan and heading for Madrid "I felt the time was right for a change and Real Madrid is the club for me. It is not about a difference of quality between La Liga and the Premier League. Real will always be a big club. Nobody can take away their history and their nine European Cups."

"Florentino has his aim and his way to invest. It is not something negative for football, but positive. The Barcelona president, Joan Laporta, has criticised us but they are very strong. The way Real can be a competitive team again is to have an ambitious plan like Florentino's. I know I made the correct choice going to Real. To be alongside players who can decide a match on their own is very important and Cristiano can do that."

But, but that doesn't portray us as the perennial victims we like to believe we are...

I don't understand.

 

[Bazzmand Show]

Not a huge fan of Kaka, or his attitude. However I dont think he was here publicly riduculing us, he said it was flattering but still a project. Which it is at the moment. However I found the way he carried on to the fans waving outside windows etc very pathetic considering he moved to Madrid six months later for half the price. If our board was turning down 100 million for players only to sell 6 months later for 50 million I would be slightly annoyed.

 

[Bluemoon115]

Here is the "Woe is me" version:

Kaka mocks glorious Manchester City

Kaka today disrespected Manchester City by claiming they will never amount to anything and should just give up now.

He said, in an overly sarcastic tone "I was very flattered by Manchester City's interest in January but it is just a project at the moment." He then laughed "And with projects sometimes you don't know how long the investment will be there for. Lots of smaller clubs have periods of spending big money." At this point he crossed his fingers "But suddenly the investment stops when the owner decides to do something else. Or sometimes it stops because of other reasons like a failing economy."

The Brazillian twat added "Things can be great one moment and not so great the next moment. The organisation can collapse like a pack of playing cards." He then went on about something irrelevant "I felt the time was right for a change and Real Madrid is the club for me. It is not about a difference of quality between La Liga and the Premier League. Real will always be a big club. Nobody can take away their history and their nine European Cups."

"Florentino has his aim and his way to invest. It is not something negative for football, but positive. The Barcelona president, Joan Laporta, has criticised us but they are very strong. The way Real can be a competitive team again is to have an ambitious plan like Florentino's. I know I made the correct choice going to Real. To be alongside players who can decide a match on their own is very important and Cristiano can do that." It is thought that he and the greasy twat are to be married this summer, with Wayne Rooney being the chief Bridesmaid for the transexual fucker.

 

[Ric]

Here is the "Woe is me" version:

Kaka mocks glorious Manchester City

Kaka today disrespected Manchester City by claiming they will never amount to anything and should just give up now.

He said, in an overly sarcastic tone "I was very flattered by Manchester City's interest in January but it is just a project at the moment." He then laughed "And with projects sometimes you don't know how long the investment will be there for. Lots of smaller clubs have periods of spending big money." At this point he crossed his fingers "But suddenly the investment stops when the owner decides to do something else. Or sometimes it stops because of other reasons like a failing economy."

The Brazillian twat added "Things can be great one moment and not so great the next moment. The organisation can collapse like a pack of playing cards." He then went on about something irrelevant "I felt the time was right for a change and Real Madrid is the club for me. It is not about a difference of quality between La Liga and the Premier League. Real will always be a big club. Nobody can take away their history and their nine European Cups."

"Florentino has his aim and his way to invest. It is not something negative for football, but positive. The Barcelona president, Joan Laporta, has criticised us but they are very strong. The way Real can be a competitive team again is to have an ambitious plan like Florentino's. I know I made the correct choice going to Real. To be alongside players who can decide a match on their own is very important and Cristiano can do that." It is thought that he and the greasy twat are to be married this summer, with Wayne Rooney being the chief Bridesmaid for the transexual fucker.

Haha, nicely done but be careful - some on here will take that as gospel.

 

[Bluemoon115]

Here is the "Woe is me" version:

Kaka mocks glorious Manchester City

Kaka today disrespected Manchester City by claiming they will never amount to anything and should just give up now.

He said, in an overly sarcastic tone "I was very flattered by Manchester City's interest in January but it is just a project at the moment." He then laughed "And with projects sometimes you don't know how long the investment will be there for. Lots of smaller clubs have periods of spending big money." At this point he crossed his fingers "But suddenly the investment stops when the owner decides to do something else. Or sometimes it stops because of other reasons like a failing economy."

The Brazillian twat added "Things can be great one moment and not so great the next moment. The organisation can collapse like a pack of playing cards." He then went on about something irrelevant "I felt the time was right for a change and Real Madrid is the club for me. It is not about a difference of quality between La Liga and the Premier League. Real will always be a big club. Nobody can take away their history and their nine European Cups."

"Florentino has his aim and his way to invest. It is not something negative for football, but positive. The Barcelona president, Joan Laporta, has criticised us but they are very strong. The way Real can be a competitive team again is to have an ambitious plan like Florentino's. I know I made the correct choice going to Real. To be alongside players who can decide a match on their own is very important and Cristiano can do that." It is thought that he and the greasy twat are to be married this summer, with Wayne Rooney being the chief Bridesmaid for the transexual fucker.

Haha, nicely done but be careful - some on here will take that as gospel.

I'm offended that you think otherwise!!!

Hmmmph

 

[bizzbo]

KAKA SLAMS EVIL CITY

Brazillian superstar footballer and religious icon Kaka last night SLAMMED moneybags citeh, and poured scorn on their evil attempts to ruin football.
The worlds second best player (after Ryan Giggs) delivered a damming insight into the madness that was their immoral attempt to buy him against his wishes, and made it clear he didnt think manchester's second club had any hope of success, or any right to bid for a player of his stature : "It is just a project at the moment"

He expressed the serious reservations many have about the shady Arab's commitment to the club, thought by many to be a plaything for men with more money than morals, "With projects sometimes you don't know how long the investment will be there for. Lots of smaller clubs have periods of spending big money. But suddenly the investment stops when the owner decides to do something else."

He then poured scorn on their business sense. "Sometimes it stops because of other reasons like a failing economy."

He confidently predicted things would end in disaster for city, and english football: "Things can be great one moment and not so great the next moment. The organisation can collapse like a pack of playing cards."

Milan fans will be relieved to know that there was no hypocrisy meant when he spurned citeh's slimey approach, and that he considers Real a proper football club, "I felt the time was right for a change and Real Madrid is the club for me. It is not about a difference of quality between La Liga and the Premier League. Real will always be a big club. Nobody can take away their history and their nine European Cups."

City, as everyone knows, haven't won even one European Club, and their 'history' is a just series of stories from the past.

 

[samharris]

What a winker.... and why now?

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yes Madrid have history and ambition..they also have bank and government bail outs on a regular basis.
City have history of sorts, our ambition cannot be questioned so now with the likes of Robinho and acc to press reports Tevez and Eto'o in our ranks...others will have to seriously take us seriously.

 

[BlueRockape]

Short answer

Gobby little TW@T

Like a lot of these Brazilians they seem to be up there own arses and too much to say i wouldn't sign this happy clappy little shite if he begged us [small club project run out of money] hope we fuck them right off in 2-3 yrs in the cl i am beginning to dislike him immensely

 

[Bazzmand Show]

Short answer

Gobby little TW@T

Like a lot of these Brazilians they seem to be up there own arses and too much to say i wouldn't sign this happy clappy little shite if he begged us [small club project run out of money] hope we fuck them right off in 2-3 yrs in the cl i am beginning to dislike him immensely

Yep always thought Kaka was fairly slimey and a bit of a git. Runnig around with a "I belong to Jesus" t shirt. Cringeworthy, Cannot fuckin wait to play them and beat them in the CL in the next few years. We should sign Joey Barton for a loan period for him to step on Kakas face or something..;..