Karen Danczuk

[101toMR]

I'd have ground one out if the missus wasn't in the kitchen making dumplings.
Photoshoot or no photoshoot :-)

 

[Lancet Fluke]

I'd have ground one out if the missus wasn't in the kitchen making dumplings.
Photoshoot or no photoshoot :-)

Surely the missus being in the kitchen making dumplings is the perfect time to go for a wank. Unless you only ever masturbate in the kitchen.

 

[101toMR]

I'd have ground one out if the missus wasn't in the kitchen making dumplings.
Photoshoot or no photoshoot :-)

Surely the missus being in the kitchen making dumplings is the perfect time to go for a wank. Unless you only ever masturbate in the kitchen.

It takes me a good hour to convince myself to touch myself.
I have to be "In the mood",

 

[BoyBlue_1985]

I'd have ground one out if the missus wasn't in the kitchen making dumplings.
Photoshoot or no photoshoot :-)

With all the porn and other such stuff knocking about on the internet you would knock one out over some bang average z list celeb in a bikini that is banging some disgusting old fat ****

If you have to be in the mood mate then that is a fucking waste of a wank

 

[everythingchangesbutblue]

Her backdoor odds must be high, at least 80% that she does.

 

[Lancet Fluke]

is banging some disgusting old fat c**t

Again, this is said like it is a negative but is actually part of the appeal, especially to disgusting old cunts, which is a category I undoubtedly come into. Not that I would wank over pictures of her in a bikini, not while Chaturbate.com exists

 

[BoyBlue_1985]

is banging some disgusting old fat c**t

Again, this is said like it is a negative but is actually part of the appeal, especially to disgusting old c**ts, which is a category I undoubtedly come into. Not that I would wank over pictures of her in a bikini, not while Chaturbate.com exists

Well unless you are a marginally famous or monied old fat **** then she aint interested not but I get what you mean
The second part of what you said was my main point though haha

 

[scotty123]

I'd have ground one out if the missus wasn't in the kitchen making dumplings.
Photoshoot or no photoshoot :-)

Surely the missus being in the kitchen making dumplings is the perfect time to go for a wank. Unless you only ever masturbate in the kitchen.

Lol

And when there's an apple pie in the oven

 

[Lancet Fluke]

Well unless you are a marginally famous or monied old fat c**t then she aint interested

Thanks for that.

 

[scotty123]

I'd have ground one out if the missus wasn't in the kitchen making dumplings.
Photoshoot or no photoshoot :-)

Surely the missus being in the kitchen making dumplings is the perfect time to go for a wank. Unless you only ever masturbate in the kitchen.

It takes me a good hour to convince myself to touch myself.
I have to be "In the mood",

pmsl, what do you do for an hour, sit there looking at it?

 

[stony]

is banging some disgusting old fat c**t

Again, this is said like it is a negative but is actually part of the appeal, especially to disgusting old cunts, which is a category I undoubtedly come into. Not that I would wank over pictures of her in a bikini, not while Chaturbate.com exists

I had no idea what that was, and now I have to find and delete the cookie.

 

[Lancet Fluke]

is banging some disgusting old fat c**t

Again, this is said like it is a negative but is actually part of the appeal, especially to disgusting old c**ts, which is a category I undoubtedly come into. Not that I would wank over pictures of her in a bikini, not while Chaturbate.com exists

I had no idea what that was, and now I have to find and delete the cookie.

You could delete the cookie or you could register for free and then watch in full screen. :)

 

[BoyBlue_1985]

Well unless you are a marginally famous or monied old fat c**t then she aint interested

Thanks for that.

That read a lot worse than I said it in my head

Sorry for that

 

[Lancet Fluke]

Well unless you are a marginally famous or monied old fat c**t then she aint interested

Thanks for that.

That read a lot worse than I said it in my head

Sorry for that

It's fine I wasn't really offended!

 

[Chancy Termites]

Isn't it interesting that when people are talking about Karen Danczuk, Max Clifford or Dave Lee Travis, they're not talking about Leon Brittan, Kincora Boys' Home, Elm Guest House, the Paedophile Information Exchange or any of the paedo scandals involving politicians, judges and police.

 

[jimharri]

is banging some disgusting old fat c**t

Again, this is said like it is a negative but is actually part of the appeal, especially to disgusting old c**ts, which is a category I undoubtedly come into. Not that I would wank over pictures of her in a bikini, not while Chaturbate.com exists

Well unless you are a marginally famous or monied old fat **** then she aint interested not but I get what you mean
The second part of what you said was my main point though haha

Well; I'm not famous and I'm not monied. I guess that rules me out.

 

[Lancet Fluke]

Isn't it interesting that when people are talking about Karen Danczuk, Max Clifford or Dave Lee Travis, they're not talking about Leon Brittan, Kincora Boys' Home, Elm Guest House, the Paedophile Information Exchange or any of the paedo scandals involving politicians, judges and police.

To be fair the thread has pretty much descended into looking at her tits and I don't think any of us want to see Leon Brittons tits.

 

[jimharri]

Isn't it interesting that when people are talking about Karen Danczuk, Max Clifford or Dave Lee Travis, they're not talking about Leon Brittan, Kincora Boys' Home, Elm Guest House, the Paedophile Information Exchange or any of the paedo scandals involving politicians, judges and police.

To be fair the thread has pretty much descended into looking at her tits and I don't think any of us want to see Leon Brittons tits.

Well; if it comes down to a choice of discussing paedophiles, debating Ms Danczuk's politics or pervi looking at her thrupennies, there can be only one sensible decision.

 

[bgblue]

Again, this is said like it is a negative but is actually part of the appeal, especially to disgusting old c**ts, which is a category I undoubtedly come into. Not that I would wank over pictures of her in a bikini, not while Chaturbate.com exists

Well unless you are a marginally famous or monied old fat c**t then she aint interested not but I get what you mean
The second part of what you said was my main point though haha

Well; I'm not famous and I'm not monied. I guess that rules me out.

Not monied? Ford Focus don't come cheap ffs

 

[BoyBlue_1985]

Well unless you are a marginally famous or monied old fat c**t then she aint interested not but I get what you mean
The second part of what you said was my main point though haha

Well; I'm not famous and I'm not monied. I guess that rules me out.

Not monied? Ford Focus don't come cheap ffs