Karen Danczuk

[101toMR]

I'd have ground one out if the missus wasn't in the kitchen making dumplings.
Photoshoot or no photoshoot :-)

 

[Lancet Fluke]

I'd have ground one out if the missus wasn't in the kitchen making dumplings.
Photoshoot or no photoshoot :-)

Surely the missus being in the kitchen making dumplings is the perfect time to go for a wank. Unless you only ever masturbate in the kitchen.

 

[101toMR]

I'd have ground one out if the missus wasn't in the kitchen making dumplings.
Photoshoot or no photoshoot :-)

Surely the missus being in the kitchen making dumplings is the perfect time to go for a wank. Unless you only ever masturbate in the kitchen.

It takes me a good hour to convince myself to touch myself.
I have to be "In the mood",

 

[BoyBlue_1985]

I'd have ground one out if the missus wasn't in the kitchen making dumplings.
Photoshoot or no photoshoot :-)

With all the porn and other such stuff knocking about on the internet you would knock one out over some bang average z list celeb in a bikini that is banging some disgusting old fat ****

If you have to be in the mood mate then that is a fucking waste of a wank

 

[everythingchangesbutblue]

Her backdoor odds must be high, at least 80% that she does.

 

[Lancet Fluke]

is banging some disgusting old fat c**t

Again, this is said like it is a negative but is actually part of the appeal, especially to disgusting old cunts, which is a category I undoubtedly come into. Not that I would wank over pictures of her in a bikini, not while Chaturbate.com exists

 

[BoyBlue_1985]

is banging some disgusting old fat c**t

Again, this is said like it is a negative but is actually part of the appeal, especially to disgusting old c**ts, which is a category I undoubtedly come into. Not that I would wank over pictures of her in a bikini, not while Chaturbate.com exists

Well unless you are a marginally famous or monied old fat **** then she aint interested not but I get what you mean
The second part of what you said was my main point though haha

 

[scotty123]

I'd have ground one out if the missus wasn't in the kitchen making dumplings.
Photoshoot or no photoshoot :-)

Surely the missus being in the kitchen making dumplings is the perfect time to go for a wank. Unless you only ever masturbate in the kitchen.

Lol

And when there's an apple pie in the oven

 

[Lancet Fluke]

Well unless you are a marginally famous or monied old fat c**t then she aint interested

Thanks for that.

 

[scotty123]

I'd have ground one out if the missus wasn't in the kitchen making dumplings.
Photoshoot or no photoshoot :-)

Surely the missus being in the kitchen making dumplings is the perfect time to go for a wank. Unless you only ever masturbate in the kitchen.

It takes me a good hour to convince myself to touch myself.
I have to be "In the mood",

pmsl, what do you do for an hour, sit there looking at it?