tueartsboots
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Kids today, huh ! Don't know anything about our cultural history ! Just what are they taught nowadays? Was the talk of our school that one !jimharri said:
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Kinkiest thing a women has made you do?
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jimharri
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Not enough of 'em Paddy (not like the tribeswomen eh?). ;-)Paddy_Blue said:jimharri said:Bloody kids of today! You think Amy Winhouse is wild? Pah!! As has been hinted at earlier, she found a new use for a Mars Bar when she was shagging Mick Jagger!Paddy_Blue said:Who the hell is Marianne Faithful??!
<a class="postlink" href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Marianne_Faithfull" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;">http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Marianne_Faithfull</a>
Plenty of wild ladies like that in Mayo Jim;)
Paddy_Blue
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jimharri said:Not enough of 'em Paddy (not like the tribeswomen eh?). ;-)Paddy_Blue said:jimharri said:Bloody kids of today! You think Amy Winhouse is wild? Pah!! As has been hinted at earlier, she found a new use for a Mars Bar when she was shagging Mick Jagger!Paddy_Blue said:Who the hell is Marianne Faithful??!
<a class="postlink" href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Marianne_Faithfull" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;">http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Marianne_Faithfull</a>
Plenty of wild ladies like that in Mayo Jim;)
Haha, not half enough of them for my liking either i'm afraid!
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mat
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Kinkiest thing a women has made you do?
having sex with one would be nice....
When I was about 17 I was with this bird and she kept asking me to bite her. The harder I bit her the more she loved it. I asked her if she was into pain and she said "can't you tell"
So I said "I wish I'd have known, I'd have slammed your tit in the door on the way in" which I'd just heard on a Jim Davidson LP, and thought was hilarious. She didn't see the funny side though and got in a real fucking strop, it took me about half an hour to get her back in bed.
So I said "I wish I'd have known, I'd have slammed your tit in the door on the way in" which I'd just heard on a Jim Davidson LP, and thought was hilarious. She didn't see the funny side though and got in a real fucking strop, it took me about half an hour to get her back in bed.
jimharri
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You old smoothie!stony said:When I was about 17 I was with this bird and she kept asking me to bite her. The harder I bit her the more she loved it. I asked her if she was into pain and she said "can't you tell"
So I said "I wish I'd have known, I'd have slammed your tit in the door on the way in" which I'd just heard on a Jim Davidson LP, and thought was hilarious. She didn't see the funny side though and got in a real fucking strop, it took me about half an hour to get her back in bed.
dannybcity
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Serves you right for quoting Jim Davidson.
feedthegoat
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tueartsboots said:Uwe Rosler's Grandad said:Paddy_Blue said:'About' her person...or 'in' her person!!?
In!
Was it Marianne Faithful?
Shit I am old !
Surely that would be Marianne Unfaithful.
Kylieylee
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mat said:Kinkiest thing a women has made you do?
having sex with one would be nice....
lol poor sod !!
dancingsilverback
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i once took a barmaid back to my old queens, nearer the to pub i was in than my place, in the deed she started squirming saying no, get off me, shitting myself at hearing this i did, then she asked me if i was fucking stupid and told me to carry on despite any protest, she carried on and started getting louder trying to push me off saying please stop please stop, i had to tell to calm down or my old queen would hear and probs call the police on me, she wasnt arsed, dont rape me no, im only 20! ffs. had to put hand on mouth. which she obviously wanted.
Carried on with her for a little bit, she mainly liked being strangled to the point of blacking out, starting with an elbow across throat and then both hands, literally till she blacked out, let go, and carry on doing th deed till she came round again.
She always wanted me to headbutt her as well, i wasnt really into that, not that i was into strangulation, once she headbutted me, no reaction, so she bit my lip really fucking hard, not an affectionate or passionate bite, it was an outside the red lion you staring at my bird ill bite your face bite, i couldnt help it, reflex action, stuck the head on her. Had to have a word at that point.
Peed on me a couple of times without warning as well. Liked me to follow her into woods and pretend not to know her and get her up against a tree and bum her.
All in all she was pretty potty. Got her number if anyone wants it? Shes pretty fit as well.
Another one wouldnt fly with the brown wings unless i succumbed to an invasion with one of her toys first, to show how 'uncomfortable it was'. yeah, i wretched immediately and convulsed, not my most dignified moment, on all fours with 7 inches of plastic protruding out my arse almost being sick with tears in my eyes whilst she tried to jam it in further. I didnt ask her again.
Oh, and my mate recently shagged the old bird that was in coronation street years ago as a bar maid, denise welch, after a fancy party, dressed as teenwolf over a car bonnet. not kinky admittedly, unless your into werewolves.
Carried on with her for a little bit, she mainly liked being strangled to the point of blacking out, starting with an elbow across throat and then both hands, literally till she blacked out, let go, and carry on doing th deed till she came round again.
She always wanted me to headbutt her as well, i wasnt really into that, not that i was into strangulation, once she headbutted me, no reaction, so she bit my lip really fucking hard, not an affectionate or passionate bite, it was an outside the red lion you staring at my bird ill bite your face bite, i couldnt help it, reflex action, stuck the head on her. Had to have a word at that point.
Peed on me a couple of times without warning as well. Liked me to follow her into woods and pretend not to know her and get her up against a tree and bum her.
All in all she was pretty potty. Got her number if anyone wants it? Shes pretty fit as well.
Another one wouldnt fly with the brown wings unless i succumbed to an invasion with one of her toys first, to show how 'uncomfortable it was'. yeah, i wretched immediately and convulsed, not my most dignified moment, on all fours with 7 inches of plastic protruding out my arse almost being sick with tears in my eyes whilst she tried to jam it in further. I didnt ask her again.
Oh, and my mate recently shagged the old bird that was in coronation street years ago as a bar maid, denise welch, after a fancy party, dressed as teenwolf over a car bonnet. not kinky admittedly, unless your into werewolves.