Knowsley Safari Park

[sir baconface]

Surely you can't remember going at all if you have no recollection of a monkey wanking over you whilst splaying it's arsehole; )

You could stay at home for that and save getting your car vandalised.

www.monkeyservicesathome.com

 

[The Lightbowne Cowboy]

You could stay at home for that and save getting your car vandalised.

www.monkeyservicesathome.com

Not for me. My mate phoned me up last year whilst there and he screamed 'Fu*** hell Stretch! They're all over my car, the little feckers have ran off with my hub caps, they've jumped on my roof and snapped my windscreen wipers'. I said, what do you expect from monkeys pal? He said 'these aren't monkeys! I'm parked in the queue to get in, these are the kids who live nearby! '

 

[Mazzarelli's Swiss Cheese]

Scouse apes. Monkey see, monkey do!!

I like this, but I am disappointed that none of them are wanking or throwing their own shit around.

 

[BlueMoonRisin’]

Tip

When the big ape sits on your roof and starts taking a piss try an emergency stop.

Good advice pal. A big pesky baboon was sat on the bonnet just about to have a wiper snack and I sped up and slammed on. The cheeky scouse baboon bastard slid off the bonnet and jumped on the car in front. It was soon waving their rear wiper arm at them lol. We escaped car undamaged but there were dozens of wiper blades at the end of the drive. I was told there are between 180-200 in there and they were mostly in a calm mood today, phew!

When we first drive in the park my daughter and I were observing 4 magnificent Rhino's. Meanwhile my dear old 86 years young mum came out with a few pearlers - "Are those doves over there", a"is that a crow?" and "look at those dandilions". We were both creased up laughing and my mum was oblivious, bless: )

I must say how well kept the animals are here. Got up really close to the lions, a big male and 5 lioness's within 15m, awesome. Shortly after they were given food and was fascinating watching them eat close up.

I watch hours of programs on discovery channels and this is as good as it gets till I get round to doing an African safari.

Just finishing off our picnic and on to the bushdog tour.

A tenner each person in low season. Highly recommended.

 

[BlueMoonRisin’]

Just watching 1 of 3 Amur Tigers feasting on a full chicken, legs dangling from its mouth.

 

[sir baconface]

I like this, but I am disappointed that none of them are wanking or throwing their own shit around.

You need to stipulate which extras are required when you buy your ticket.

 

[dronefromsector7G]

Just watching 1 of 3 Amur Tigers feasting on a full chicken, legs dangling from its mouth.

Chicken legs you say?

 

[Indaparkside]

Chicken legs you say?

Sure it's not sparrows

 

[Tuearts right boot]

Not for me. My mate phoned me up last year whilst there and he screamed 'Fu*** hell Stretch! They're all over my car, the little feckers have ran off with my hub caps, they've jumped on my roof and snapped my windscreen wipers'. I said, what do you expect from monkeys pal? He said 'these aren't monkeys! I'm parked in the queue to get in, these are the kids who live nearby! '

Hubs caps, last year......

 

[The Lightbowne Cowboy]

Hubs caps, last year......

He's an old fashioned kinda guy; -)