Kolo the car salesman

[citytillidie24]

I've been laughing for 45 minutes straight, I'm in pain!

This is the greatest news story of all time in my opinion. Fran fucking cois? REALLY? Fair play Kolo, you absolute nutter!

 

[citytillidie24]

Francois wherever you may be
Selling cars for cash money...

Someone help me finish this song!

 

[sir baconface]

He come all the way from Ghana
He look a proper narna
He says he's selling cars
Then takes her up the arse
Francois, Francois Toure
What a fookin brilliant story

 

[Dave Ewing's Back 'eader]

Didn't know he had it in him.

Well, I wondered why he needed those XXXXL shorts!

 

[cyprustavern]

Francois wherever you may be
Selling cars for cash money...

Someone help me finish this song!

Francois wherever you may be
Selling cars for cash money...
It could be worse
You could be Giggs
He`s stirred more porridge than Ronnie Biggs.

 

[kippaxchris]

Didn't know he had it in him.

Well, I wondered why he needed those XXXXL shorts!

You do realise his shorts look bigger as he tooks his shirt in? Haha

 

[Kevblue]

This story is the gift that keeps on giving!

 

[ell]

Francois wherever you may be
Selling cars for cash money...

Someone help me finish this song!

Francois wherever you may be
Selling cars for cash money...
It could be worse
You could be Giggs
He`s stirred more porridge than Ronnie Biggs.

Hahahaha although can we change it to cash moneys. Got ya moneysssss

 

[kiran111]

Heard the "he sells cars, Kolo" song being aired last night in Wigan.

Had a bit of a chuckle to myself.

 

[Walkbustaxi]

Also a few Francois Toure chants, 'Kolo sell us a Polo' and one lad singing 'He comes from Ivory, give us a warranty'