Kolo the car salesman

[sergiokun]

Also a few Francois Toure chants, 'Kolo sell us a Polo' and one lad singing 'He comes from Ivory, give us a warranty'

Pmsl

 

[citytillidie24]

Francois wherever you may be
Selling cars for cash money...

Someone help me finish this song!

Francois wherever you may be
Selling cars for cash money...
It could be worse
You could be Giggs
He`s stirred more porridge than Ronnie Biggs.

Hahahaha although can we change it to cash moneys. Got ya moneysssss

Good work, this thread has to become a classic thread, it's a brilliant story!

 

[Frank the Yank]

Is today April 1st???

I read this and thought it was a total wind up. What a dope. If these guys want to stick it in wherever whenever more power to them just dont get married and have kids......

 

[Kippax19688]

Oooooohhhhh Kolo Toure he's a salesman he sells cars
Peering round a curtain with a scared look on his face
Deleting all the photos so he wouldn't leave a trace
Oooooohhhhhh Kolo Toure etc .

 

[Prestwich_Blue]

We should amend the Kolo/Yaya song to "Kolo, Kolo, Kolo, Kolo, Kolo, Kolo, Kolo Toure. Car, car, car, car, car, car, car, car, car, car, car, car, car, car salesman"

 

[TCIB]

First time i have read this thread.

Classic, need to read it properly i think.

 

[paulchapo]

It is the photo that makes the story, it's like a ''You've been framed '' classic.

Mind you we have seen that look on Kolo's face many a time,usually when the opposition strikers are leaving him for dead.......pure panic!

 

[Glauber Berti]

We should amend the Kolo/Yaya song to "Kolo, Kolo, Kolo, Kolo, Kolo, Kolo, Kolo Toure. Car, car, car, car, car, car, car, car, car, car, car, car, car, car salesman"

or maybe.

Francois, Francois, Francois Francois, Francois, Francois, Francois Toure?