Kolo the car salesman

[John.des]

His wedding wasnt that old story. Maybe from last year.

And now this story.

He is not playing and he certainly doing strange things in his free time. Taking diet pills, being an imaginary car salesman.

Hope he wont have an effect on Yaya.

 

[Champions2012!]

Oh shit my cousin was hitting this chic hahaha it's a small world. It's 100% true and she is cute. Trying to get th hook up myself.

Just tell her you are a motorbike salesman and try and hide your face a lot.


This story can never be beaten it is amazing

I cant hate cos I apparently she is a very sweet, nice girl who genuinely liked him and had no idea who he was. She is also not a gold digger it was her friends who went to the press hence the dodgy pic while she is coming from University.

With my cousin

She looks scary

 

[Jumanji]

Just tell her you are a motorbike salesman and try and hide your face a lot.


This story can never be beaten it is amazing

I cant hate cos I apparently she is a very sweet, nice girl who genuinely liked him and had no idea who he was. She is also not a gold digger it was her friends who went to the press hence the dodgy pic while she is coming from University.

With my cousin

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She looks scary[/quote]Sorry, but I'd sure hit it.

 

[mcmanus]

Hands down funniest story of the year.

I'm surprised he couldn't find anything better looking.

I take it you hit girls finer than her? Fair play to you then but she is far from unattractive.

If I had millions in the bank I wouldn't be fucking around with that. She's a fucking skank.

 

[Akai]

classic !

hilarious, never thought Kolo would do that !

 

[didactic]

Hands down funniest story of the year.

I'm surprised he couldn't find anything better looking.

I take it you hit girls finer than her? Fair play to you then but she is far from unattractive.

If I had millions in the bank I wouldn't be fucking around with that. She's a fucking skank.

A bit harsh for someone you do not know. My cousin was with this chic and says shes a lovely hard working young woman. Shame she doesn't meet the standard of all you bluemoon hunks. I am proactively trying to hit it to me she is attractive and was to Kolo too. One mans meat and all that.

 

[ell]

Kolo is a legend. That picture of him peeking out the shower, class just look at his face

 

[bernabias home shirt]

Kolo is a legend. That picture of him peeking out the shower, class just look at his face

Wonder if his wife laughed at it?

 

[ell]

Kolo is a legend. That picture of him peeking out the shower, class just look at his face

Wonder if his wife laughed at it?

Not sure. I am not his wife

 

[BoyBlue_1985]

Oh shit my cousin was hitting this chic hahaha it's a small world. It's 100% true and she is cute. Trying to get th hook up myself.

Just tell her you are a motorbike salesman and try and hide your face a lot.


This story can never be beaten it is amazing

I cant hate cos I apparently she is a very sweet, nice girl who genuinely liked him and had no idea who he was. She is also not a gold digger it was her friends who went to the press hence the dodgy pic while she is coming from University.

With my cousin

Im not hating mate. Im surprised she didn't realise it was Kolo Toure though. It just a brilliant story like something that should be in a movie accompanied with a dodgy shower pic and a weird picture of her being pounced on by some pap. Its just amazing. I cant even read it without cracking up.
I am sorry for her getting hurt an all but its still funny as