Kolo the car salesman

oakiecokie said:
1azur said:
oakiecokie said:
So a good Muslim boy cant drink ale,eat for a week ,but can shag some fucker else.
So much for religion and glad I aint a follower.

You are very knowledgeable and wise man. Thanks for choosing Kolo to sum up my religion.

I aim to please.

Comedy gold. Offended are you? No f*cks were given.
 
Champions2012! said:
didactic said:
BoyBlue_1985 said:
Just tell her you are a motorbike salesman and try and hide your face a lot.


This story can never be beaten it is amazing

I cant hate cos I apparently she is a very sweet, nice girl who genuinely liked him and had no idea who he was. She is also not a gold digger it was her friends who went to the press hence the dodgy pic while she is coming from University.

With my cousin


She looks scary

So would you if you`d just met didactic relative.Its in the genes.
 
BoyBlue_1985 said:
Im not hating mate. Im surprised she didn't realise it was Kolo Toure though. It just a brilliant story like something that should be in a movie accompanied with a dodgy shower pic and a weird picture of her being pounced on by some pap. Its just amazing. I cant even read it without cracking up.
I am sorry for her getting hurt an all but its still funny as

Yea its jokes im still cracking up you couldn't make this up ;) Its like an episode of Dream Team hahaha.
 
Comrade Buka said:
oakiecokie said:
1azur said:
You are very knowledgeable and wise man. Thanks for choosing Kolo to sum up my religion.

I aim to please.

Comedy gold. Offended are you? No f*cks were given.

Me,offended by what ? I`m a non believer thats all.In any religion.Its the cause of many a so called war and a sad case of using its as an excuse for such.
Forward the atheists and agnostics.
 
The cookie monster said:
ell said:
Kolo is a legend. That picture of him peeking out the shower, class just look at his face
Wonder if his wife laughed at it?


You do know muslims can take up to 4 women as wives. Many African muslims do.
 
oakiecokie said:
Comrade Buka said:
oakiecokie said:
I aim to please.

Comedy gold. Offended are you? No f*cks were given.

Me,offended by what ? I`m a non believer thats all.In any religion.Its the cause of many a so called war and a sad case of using its as an excuse for such.
Forward the atheists and agnostics.

It was a narrative. I thought your response was comedy gold. ;)
 
Comrade Buka said:
oakiecokie said:
Comrade Buka said:
Comedy gold. Offended are you? No f*cks were given.

Me,offended by what ? I`m a non believer thats all.In any religion.Its the cause of many a so called war and a sad case of using its as an excuse for such.
Forward the atheists and agnostics.

It was a narrative. I thought your response was comedy gold. ;)

Ah OK mate.Yes not a single fuck.<br /><br />-- Mon Nov 26, 2012 10:09 am --<br /><br />
The cookie monster said:
didactic said:
The cookie monster said:
So you think she was fine with it then?

I have no idea but her religion allows her man to take more than one wife.
Lets just say i reckon he's in the spare room dont you?

Nah.He`ll be in the garage !!
 

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