Kyle Walker newspaper story

Psychedelic Casual said:
Same here! On my old uni rugby league team, on the piss up afterwards, whoever was the worst player of the match had to drink a pint called ‘around the world’ where everyone would pour a bit of their drink into the pint pot and the captain would dunk his cock and balls into it and the worst player of the day had to down the drink. Lads and girls alike would all be watching on and singing Daft Punk ‘Around The World’ while everyone poured their drinks in and the dick and bollocks got dunked and the lad downed it.

Then they had to do a naked run around campus.
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I’ve got a mate who loved to drop his kecks when he was pisses up. I lived in a flat in West Didsbury and made friends with a girl in a flat downstairs. She was doing a PhD as a Clinical Phycologist and now she’s quite a famous one. She had a party in a club in town for her 30th and some of my mates came. The place was full of mainly female intellectuals and Cholton types from the uni but my mate just suddenly appeared on the dance floor at once point gyrating with his knob out and pants on the floor. Some of them were definitely shocked, and I was a bit embarrassed not least because I fancied her, but I really don’t remember any suggestion of any calls to the police.

He did the naked run thing a few times too, once around the bar in a busy hotel in Edinbrough .

Got a pint pot story too involving him too. When we were about 17 we were drinking and a mate went for a piss. He pissed a little bit in his pint pot. When the mate came back and had a drink everyone started pissing themselves. He was asking what it was then someone told him. There was a pause of about 5 second whilst he processed this and then he just flew at the lad fists flying and we had to drag him off.
 
I was in there that night and can quote exactly what was said. He pushed open the doors and swaggered over to a bunch of guys n gals. “Now then, does thaz want thee t’ loosen of thaz collar? Does thaz want thee t’ do shimmy again lass? “ I’m not sure he just had his mind on the money though!
 
Didsbury Dave said:
I’ve got a mate who loved to drop his kecks when he was pisses up. I lived in a flat in West Didsbury and made friends with a girl in a flat downstairs. She was doing a PhD as a Clinical Phycologist and now she’s quite a famous one. She had a party in a club in town for her 30th and some of my mates came. The place was full of mainly female intellectuals and Cholton types from the uni but my mate just suddenly appeared on the dance floor at once point gyrating with his knob out and pants on the floor. Some of them were definitely shocked, and I was a bit embarrassed not least because I fancied her, but I really don’t remember any suggestion of any calls to the police.

He did the naked run thing a few times too, once around the bar in a busy hotel in Edinbrough .

Got a pint pot story too involving him too. When we were about 17 we were drinking and a mate went for a piss. He pissed a little bit in his pint pot. When the mate came back and had a drink everyone started pissing themselves. He was asking what it was then someone told him. There was a pause of about 5 second whilst he processed this and then he just flew at the lad fists flying and we had to drag him off.
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We all thought you were posh :-(
 
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