I’ve got a mate who loved to drop his kecks when he was pisses up. I lived in a flat in West Didsbury and made friends with a girl in a flat downstairs. She was doing a PhD as a Clinical Phycologist and now she’s quite a famous one. She had a party in a club in town for her 30th and some of my mates came. The place was full of mainly female intellectuals and Cholton types from the uni but my mate just suddenly appeared on the dance floor at once point gyrating with his knob out and pants on the floor. Some of them were definitely shocked, and I was a bit embarrassed not least because I fancied her, but I really don’t remember any suggestion of any calls to the police.
He did the naked run thing a few times too, once around the bar in a busy hotel in Edinbrough .
Got a pint pot story too involving him too. When we were about 17 we were drinking and a mate went for a piss. He pissed a little bit in his pint pot. When the mate came back and had a drink everyone started pissing themselves. He was asking what it was then someone told him. There was a pause of about 5 second whilst he processed this and then he just flew at the lad fists flying and we had to drag him off.