trying to imagine what hughes said in his boring monotone voice:
"There's lots of situations going on here, we've just signed craig bellamy today, our recent results have been poor but we've not been exploiting the situations and we think you can explore these situations better than what we currently, er, have. We've signed a Dutch porn star too, and we might sign a striker from a big fat manager down the road from our stadium. I think you can see what situations we're trying to, er, create here. We need a physical presence so it's good that you're small and lightweight."